RE: a joke

From: Marian Henry (mhenry@insweb.com-DeleteThis)
Date: Fri Jun 16 2000 - 08:59:36 PDT


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From: Marian Henry <mhenry@insweb.com-DeleteThis>
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Subject: RE: a joke
Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 08:59:36 -0700
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This is an extreme case of lack of judgement. Unbelievable that someone
would send this joke out on a group list. Let's keep this list to
windsurfing topics, please.

-----Original Message-----
From: Bruce Garrydo [mailto:bgarrydo@sfsu.edu-DeleteThis]
Sent: Friday, June 16, 2000 4:09 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list
Subject: a joke

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a
wasp buzzed
into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat,
pulled on his
shorts, carried her to the car and made a mad dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far
in
to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice
it
out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing
as
soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't
rise
to the occasion. "If neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could
give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly
undressed,
slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband
watched with
increasing alarm as the doctor's thrusts continued for several long
minutes.

"Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," the physician panted. "I'm going to drown the
little
bastard!"



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