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Date: 95-12-16 03:59:48 EST

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>A little pre-Christmas humor to brighten your outlook on gift giving. : )
>
>>Subject: Fwd: Fwd: (fwd) Laugh...then send it to a friend.
>>"The Gift"
>>
>>A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new
>>sweetheart's
>>birthday, and
>>as they had not been dating very long, after careful
>>consideration, he
>>decided a pair of gloves would strike the right
>>note: romantic, but not too
>>personal.
>>
>>Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he
>>went to Nordstrom and
>>bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased
>>a pair of panties for
>>herself.
>>
>>During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items
>>and the sister got the
>>gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without
>>checking the contents,
>>the young man sealed the package and sent it to his
>>sweetheart with the
>>following note:
>>
>>"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in
>>the habit of wearing
>>any when we go out in the evening. If it had not
>>been for your sister, I
>>would have chosen the long ones with the buttons,
>>but she wears short ones
>>that are easier to remove.
>>
>>"These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought
>>them from showed me the
>>pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks
>>and they were hardly
>>soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she
>>looked really smart.
>>
>>"I wish I was there to put them on for you the first
>>time, as no doubt
>>other
>>hands will come in contact with them before I have a
>>chance to see you
>>again.
>>
>>"When you take them off, remember to blow in them
>>before putting them
>>away as
>>they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
>>
>>"Just think how many times I will kiss them during
>>the coming year. I hope
>>you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my
>>love.
>>
>>"P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down
>>with a little fur
>>showing."
>>
>>--------
>
>Gustavo Gutierrez
>International Agriculture Program
>325 Caldwell Hall
>Cornell University
>
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